Nikodump

WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE?
It's Nikosite. I mean, I suppose that such an avid curiousity of yours could explain thy presence. Shakespeare writing aside, I'm an owner of this magnificent piece of daydreamer's guild, including many life-changing experiences which are acquired with an everlasting effect, reshaping my life for the better. It's a website about things I enjoy, things I could talk about, and things I, am not ashamed to say it, make me grit my teeth just thinking about them. Mainly videogames, but there also will be movies, music, maybe even cartoons, new, old, good, bad, whichever that may kill the boredom or open a third eye of yours. If that is any of your interest, feel free to take your time as much as you want and give a read. If not, well it just so happens that it is no concern to me of your loss.

WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO CREATE IT?
It would be an ancient pop culture website ran by an American - "sydlexia.com". But... it's not that simple. When I was seventeen years old, a thought occured to me. I loved making joke reviews, so much so that I wanted to go back creating a website. Yes, and before that idea was even a thing, I have been wishing to create a website for a while. First time, it was just teenage shit, and it's on a need-to-know basis. I ditched this hobby because I didn't realize that the sole requirement for the tasks of running a site, is to pay for the fucking domain. Well that was one hell of a fucking bummer I had to find out, the audacity for the need to use real money for an entirely free, fun hobby... Greed does kick in when you're rich. Fuck these greedy, miserable pieces of shit, I'm going to find a way no matter what. And I did, but for the second time, I lacked plans, decent coding skills, good design, and just... well, not a single good idea was popping up in my head. I can't find proof for you, since it's been deleted, and the only thing I can try proving it to you as if that can be clarified as evidence, is a drawing of a stick man with sunglasses, two Silenced MAC-10s and his... realistic penis drawn by my ex-partner. Not my finest hour. Now, what the fuck does my inspirations have to do with a picture of an actual uncircumcised penis on a stick man, drawn by a frequent reminder of my sheer stupidity? Believe it or not but I had a passion for programming, I still do though and it's why I created an account in Scratch years ago. My first project is actually a videogame idea of mine, next was another game project (barely a game) that was the drawing of a stick man it was originally featured, without the penis part, obviously. Then I created a project of what it is now my own website. Well... not really. First off, it was about joke reviews. Second, the design barely had a direction, the cover art of a game is on the left side of the review, on the right side is itself a review. And in the cons/pros, there is critical information based on my experiences. But... that was really all about it. I wish I could show all of this to you but it's all gone, I didn't even bother archiving it because I didn't think they were worthy of that. Oh well, a year later, thankfully, this pain in the gulliver is now long gone, thanks to my newly reformed ambition. So... yeah, I had this concept long before I was able to reach consciousness, thanks to all my loved ones for supporting me, I wouldn't have done it without them.

WHO ARE YOUR LOVED ONES?
My family, my friends, and my cat of Scottish Fold breed, her name is Sophia.

WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE?
What could be the purpose of an entity based on and created by one individual? If you love animals and have a soft spot for them, then you know its purpose.

WHO ARE YOU?
Me llamo Niko, y este es mi site. I'm a passionate gamer for the eternity, my love for videogames will never be evaporated, no matter the age or any sort of philosophical bullshit that would seemingly guilt trip me into realizing how much of a failure I've become in my seemingly boring life I've once cherished as a child. News flash: being a child, physically and emotionally, sucks, we, as the one and only intelligent biological species in the entire universe, were supposed to make life bearable, instead of the opposite. But hey, people suck, and you could also say that I'm a misanthropic, defensive, vindictive, hard-boiled vigilante. I guess life in Russia really does that to your psyche. Despite my pessimism in subconscious level, I'm a person of extremely high standards, I can't just digest a meal and to be expected of the immediate praise towards it. My consciousness matters the most, and I may like X more than Y that can sound crazy to you. But it's not, not for me and shouldn't be for you. And that's just who I really am.

WHAT SHOULD I KNOW ABOUT YOU?
• Super Metroid is my most favourite videogame •
• I hate wasting time •
• I'm not an ego-maniac because fuck you •
• I don't smoke pot or pop percs because losers do drugs •
• I fucking love listening to music (not as a music critic), and you should too •
• I certainly don't treat celebrities, politicians, human being of any kind a god •

WHERE CAN I FOLLOW YOU?
Nikosite - This website is as social media as it can get for me, don't let it go in your head.
VGCollect - Have I told you that I love videogames? Well... I really, really do. This link leads to my collection, go check it.
Steam - This is where I play videogames, you could check the screenshots I have made during my playthroughs.
Instagram - I have a love-hate relationship with this platform, but I spend most of the time here. Follow my account.
GitHub - If you want to see current updates for my website, and yes. You are absolutely restricted from editing my project.
YouTube - It's a video-hosting platform, but I'm here to post dumb shit and mainly promote my website.
Newgrounds - Words can't describe just how much I hate Newgrounds. But if anything, here are my favourites.
Reddit - God no.
4chan - Oh lord.
Discord - Not a chance.
Twitter - Fuck you.
Bluesky - Even worse.

That is all for now. Without much further ado, it is highly suggested that you free your schedule and take a good look inside my creation.